An Original Modern Day Fable
The Answer to the Number
One Existential Question of Our Time
On the Fourth Day, God created Assholes.
So there He was at The Asshole Machine when the God Phone rang.
It
was The Ex-Mrs. God.
The Ex-Mrs. God was very unhappy with the Universe She had received in The
Divorce.
BTW — We call that
The Big Bang.
So, for a couple of Hours, He and She were hashing it all out over Their God Phones.
But those were God Hours in God Time.
Who knows how many
eons that was in Earth time?
All the while, The Asshole Machine kept churning out them Assholes.
You see, God forgot to turn off The Asshole Machine when The Ex-Mrs. God had called.
And that, My Children, is why there are so many Assholes on this Planet Earth.
Gerald Reiff
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